I'm getting tired of fake ass white rappers. You know the kind I'm talking about. The kid who lives in an average suburban neighborhood but thinks he's from the hood. Kids who grew up in central New Hampshire, but claim Boston. SCREW YOU! You're not hard, and if you got thrown into a real "street" situation, you most likely be getting ass pummeled by some big black dood.

Here is my big problem...if you're gonna do something...if you want to be a legit rapper...don't ride on the coat tails of Eminem. He was an innovator, he had something to prove. What do you have? These kids pop up calling themselves "Young D" or "The Felon." I dunno...it's all pretty lame.

Originality.

They don't have it. Know why? I'm gonna describe every white rapper to you right now. He's wearing white shoes and cleans them everyday. He is wearing jeans or something corny like corduroys. Ha. He's wearing a BIG ASS white or baby blue jacket with a basketball jersey under it. He's got a bunch of cheap ass chains that he got from a pawn shop. His eyes are kinda half opened...but it's not cause he's stoned...it's cause he has down syndrome or some shit. And here's the kicker...the white hat....cocked up and to the side. They all do it as if it's so cool. They claim they have style...but if that's style...I'd rather go naked. And I do.



Here comes another round of gripes...grrr. Ok, if you're putting together your shit...stop calling it a damn mixtape. What are you mixing...it's just you. And more importantly...why are you still using tapes? See what I mean? It's a demo. Call it a demo. Not that anyone is ever gonna hear it anyway...who wants to hear some kid from New Hampshire talk about how he was pissed he didn't have milk for his cereal this morning? It's not like they have anything real to rap about.

"Awwww...yea yea, were gonna be dropping the illest tracks the east coast has ever heard, you can get the Federation's new EP: True Thug Lyfe when it drops in stores next month!"

Wait...what store? I'm sorry...don't you need a record label...or maybe to be signed to get an album in stores? Yeah...I'm thinking so. So stop pretending you're bigger than you are. In the words of Fat Mike...you condecending f*cks make me want to laugh and puke at the same time.

F*ck...these poseurs make emo kids look good.

I bet one of them is gonna put me in a rap now, "dissin" on me. Go ahead. Like I said, not like anyone is ever gonna hear it.

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Riev_Mordred @ 09/20/06 "I wanna roll with.... the gangstahs. But they all know that I'm just White and Nerdy." LittleMega @ 09/22/06 "as a great comedian once said "you cant be gangster and live in new hampshire; 'Yeah... i live on the corner of Pleasant st. and Happy Lane, and when I'm rollin with my homies.. in the back of my moms SUV, i check out all them bitches walkin by, then my dad tells me to watch my language. Fuckin Bitches. Sorry Dad'... Not gunna work" I wish i could remember what comedian that was...." FredFredrickson @ 09/30/06 "This is the raw data!" SpIkE @ 09/30/06 "This is when I eat all the sprouts!" Login to comment...

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