So I’m going to attempt to tell everyone here at FV the low down on what is happening to a good chunk of the FV community out in Cali. But I must warn you, I’m probably just going to ramble on about stupid things that didn’t matter. Believe me; you’ll still love it anyways. They’re will be pictures.
It's a pretty cool, pleasant night in California. Today was nice and warm, and there was NO humidity. Hmmm...I mean, I guess I should be off, scaling mountains and punching hobos, but we're all at base camp tonight. We watched Team America World Police. There are people here who I don't know. I guess I could ask this dude his name, but he is telling a pretty rad story. It's all gooooood. Paul says it Kurtis, but I'm not sure I should believe him.
Let's talk about day one, though. We flew out of Logan at 5 pm on Saturday. Boring flight and it was hot. Very hot. So hot that I puked. I puked all over the plane. Ask anyone, I did. Later we arrived in Chicago (or Chick-ah-go as the Chinese lady at the terminal said) Pretty much the only kewl thing was the crazy amounts of escalators and moving sidewalks. They were pimp. But the major problem I have is that PEOPLE DON'T WALK ON THE MOVING SIDEWALKS!!! They just freaking STAND there!!! Like WALKING is so exhausting that the moving sidewalk is such a HUGE relief. I almost punched a little kid in the head.
Sarah and I had sex on one of the escalators.
Then we started our last leg of the travel. It was a little more exciting. We saw crazy lightning, wildfires, and Las Vegas all lit up at night. Vegas is pretty awesome if you’ve never seen it from the sky at night. It goes from absolute black desert to the mecca of gambling and hookers.
We met up with Goupil, Paul, Alex, and Eric and headed down the strip. By the time we got to Vegas most of us had been up for close to 24 hours, but why be in Vegas if you aren’t going to check out all the sweet shit. We got whore trading cards!! So sweet!! I wish I could tell this tale with more detail and more clarity, but it is kinda late, and everyone behind me is chatting it up, so I am VERY distracted.
But before the night came to a close, we decided we needed one last bit of excitement. Jess and Rayno are sleeping in the garage, so we decide to all go outside, turn on the lights to the car outside, and open the door while everyone goes dun…DUN….DUN!!!! DUN DUN!! If you can’t imagine what I’m talking about, here is a photo aid.
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Cali Log: Edition One
