I want awesome robot arms. Ones with sweet big claws, and I would have super strength with them, so I could pick up busses, or fat kids without breaking a sweat. I could also dip my arms in REALLY hot water and not even care. It would rock something awesome. I would be really hard to beat in a fighting match, too. My opponent would run up and punch me in the chest, then, “CLANK!” Out of nowhere, they get a huge metal claw to the face. The would just fall to the ground and be like, “No more, Mr. Robot arms, my face can’t take it anymore.” But of course, even though I have super strength, I would still be super compassionate and help him up and let him go. I might even consider driving him to the hospital.

This is getting me thinking. You know what else would be cool? Being like a sci-fi creature. I would definitely be a Predator. They have that awesome thermo-vision, so they can see you no matter where you are hiding. Plus, they have cloaking, so you never see them coming. And they ALWAYS have the coolest weapons, like sweet guns, or huge dagger-like claws, or awesome throwing stars. Even Aliens from the Alien movies were awesome. I mean they only had acidy spit and acidy blood, and a sweet thing that pops out of their mouth, but even that is pretty cool.

Just got me thinking, sci-fi movies in the 90’s had NOTHING on those from the 80’s. Like those aliens from Independence Day were seriously not scary at all. All they had were space ships that shot green lasers. LAME.

I’m seriously all about that predator thing, though. You think I’m kidding. I’m not. I would trade everything to have even just one of the qualities of a predator. I just don’t want to be ugly like they are. I mean they are REALLY UGLY. The cool masks they wear are pretty tight looking, but when they take them off….UGLY. They couldn’t get a date if they tried.

This is stupid. Why are you still reading?

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