So this past summer has been pretty much the worst to date. This has really thrown me off, and messed up things for me. I am used to summer being full of ice cream cones, melted chocolate in my pocket and dehydration. Summer has always been the high point of the year for me when I thrive and rev up for the upcoming winter grind. What did I get. Crap. Let me explain why.

1) The weather sucked. April showers bring May...wait no those damn showers just kept going all the way through August. It rained every other day, I swear, and we didn't have any of those really hot days summer is know for. I am not happy unless the temp in over 90. The temperature this summer was very much below normal, and I can only think of four or five days all summer when it was actually hot. I was not pleased at all. I think I am going to write a strongly worded letter...and send it...somewhere. Eh, doesn't matter, I will figure that out later.

2) Drama. It all started when my ex went crazy and fled the state (I swear this is my last referance to her for a while) that caused drama up the wazoooooooooo and that drama carried right throught the summer. For some reason everyone, but my few close friends, were freaking out, trying to make themselves the victim to get attention (goupil). I mean, I don't want to name names (goupil) because that isn't the point, but some people were pains in the ass (goupil) and made things a lot harder than they had to be. (goupil) Anyways, it really put a damper on the summer when no one could keep their emotions in check and stay sane.

3) Why did I have to wreak my damn car, Now that it is all better and the red dragon is back in shape, it has all passed, but three weeks of my summer were destroyed because I wished them away waiting for the damn car to get fixed. And let me add...I think it rained a lot too during those weeks.

4) My best friend (not my SIDEKICK...) was gone all summer to camp...hmmm...I don't think any of you know him, but I always have a lot of fun with him, and it really did suck not to be able to do the crap we do.

5) Cheese

There were a few times I will look fondly upon from this summer, so it wasn't a complete waste, but for some reason I can only focus on the negative. Kinda like when you find five dollars...then catch on fire. Now summer is over, we can all breath a sigh of relief. We can all go back to school, work, or being homeless. So get ready cause the crappy weather, endless hours or school work, and Santa Claus are on the way, so you better be good or Santa Claus is gonna crap under your Christmas tree.

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