OKLAHOMA - After a long and emotional debate in the southern Oklahoma town of Chitston, town officials have now passed a ban on murder and murderous acts.

Many teary-eyed mothers and former murder victims gathered today in the town's meeting house and were overjoyed to hear the final ruling on the subject.

"We're so glad that the town officials and town's people could come together today to put this ban into place" said John Milner, who was murdered over 5 years ago. "It makes me feel a lot better about what happened."

Under this new ban, people will not be able to commit murder, talk about a movie scene where someone was shown being murdered, or think murderous thoughts. Some of the town's people did show strong protest after hearing the results of the meeting by stomping their feet and holding their breath.

No one has yet broken the murder ban, however, area police will be on high alert this coming Saturday when Rusty's Beer Hut has their monthly "Budweiser blowout sale."

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