My column lacks substance. But so does diarrhea.

So in a roundaboutwaythatdoesntmakesensebutyouwontquestion, my column lacks diarrhea. That's a good thing. So let's both agree my column is good.

Here's some slop I found on the internet. Enjoy it cuz it's all I'm giving you. Plus, Robbie is slacking on the posting, so I'm all you have right now. REJOICE! REJOICE!

Stumble this article.