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I heard some news recently that shook my world. It shook it like a new born. Word on da streets is Justin Timberlake is working his voodoo magic to trick Scarlett Johansson into being his woman. Now, this causes a major problem with me because anyone with a brainstem knows that Scarlett is MY woman.
I can see how she would be fooled, and I don't hold it against her. Mr. Timberlake is a hot item these days, I mean he put his dick in a box alongside the beloved Andy Samberg on SNL, so I won't stoop so low as to call him a loser and point out all his flaws...JUST KIDDING!!!1 HA HA HA HA HA, He's not Ka-blamo!!!
I don't know what she could possibly see in him, he sings like a little girlie, and just like every other pop star, he doesn't write his own music. He's nothing more than a corperate label whore. I'm in a madly sucessful band, I write my own stuff and I sing like a sexy man sings. The choice is obvious.
He's not even as good looking as everyone thinks he is. Always wearing those trendy hats...his style is that of a chemo patient...or an AIDS victim.
See what I mean??
I mean, the AIDS thing is not that far fetched, all the time he spent in *nsync, he probably was seduced by the flaming Lance Bass. But that doesn't add up either. Justin thinks he is so much better than everyone and would never let Bass's wiggly wiener near his
cormhole.
He turned against *nsync and made them look like idiots. I mean...they are. Stupid boybands are always idiots. But Justin wouldn't even be around if it weren't for them. And the only reason he hooked up with that psycho Britney was to use her for publicity. This guy is an asshole, and I'm not sure why she can't see that.
| Justin is very bitchy and rude to his fans. He was eating at a restuarant surrounded by eleven bodygards, he told some fans to "f*** off" cause he was only there to eat a hamburger. Then he had his publicist apologize to the fans. He didn't even have the decency to apologize himself. He has also dissed his own group, *NSYNC, calling them "Disneyland", and must have stores closed especially for him so he can shop alone. Who does he think he is, anyway? The President of the United States?!?!? -[Source] |  |
He's a farthole dingledong...that's who.
Long story short, Scarlett Johansson is a gorgeous and classy woman who needs to drop this fool and make a big scene of it. Put this jerk in his place and humilate him in front of a huge elitist hollywood crowd...and then make the best decision of her life and come hook up with me.
YESH!
*Oh, by the way, this is my 69th post. I feel dirty. 
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I'm calling you out Timberlake
