Well SpIkE, Dan, SteveOsquared and myself went to Unos last night becuase we were hungry and well, Unos is the only place that sells pizza that late (midnight). We went in and I did all the smooth talking and apparently it paid off. We first get in there and wait to place our order...and this one lady at the front desk is just staring in the corner with her back to us. After a bit of me thingking "WTF is she doing," this other lady comes up and asks us what we want, and I ask for a cheese and a pepperoni pizza, but apparently she was too lazy to finish and made some other chick do it. This chick didn't have a clue how to do her job and ends up messing it up. So she goes away and brings back the manager. He pushes a bunch of buttons on the computer screen and swipes his card in it a million times and then walks off. By this time we are frustrated that we dont have any clue whats happening, we amuse ourselves with mint flavored toothpicks. Finally a new manager comes out, but this guy must be super special becuase he has an EARPIECE (directly linked to the president mind you). After he pushes some buttons and swipes his card a few times a waitress comes up and starts talking to him about this wicked drunk lady at the bar that wants to switch from her friends tab to her own. The guy asks if shes driving but apparently shes not so he lets her drink more even though she's blitzed already. After that the manager and the lady walk away without telling me what's up with the pizza. So we sit around doing nothing waiting for our pizza when the EARPIECE guy comes out and goes, "Man, listen we messed up and since you have been so patient how about i just make the pizza on me." So we are like, "OK!!!!, thats cool with us!" and he walked off. Now that we are getting free pizza we just sit back and chill for a bit when this super drunk guy comes over and starts chatting it up with us. While talking to this drunk guy that Dan apparently knew, this old guy and my 7th grade science teacher Mr. Hampey come out from the bar smelling of booze and all drunk. After we finally get our pizza, we go outside and this guy ahead of us is all drunk and just collapses on the bench, DRUNK!!! now this is drunk man #5 at Unos. We all pack in the car and look outside and this couple comes out (most likely drunk) and stumbles down the curb and we laugh hystarically.

The pizza was sucky.

But free.

Eep.

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