So I happened to spend the past three days up in Bristol, NH. I hung out with one of my best friends ever, the kid is practically my brother. The days were filled with computer games, running, making fun of Bryan Pelligrino and talking about stupid stuff.

Let's get down to business here, 37 days til I head off to the U.S. Army and boy, do we have stuff to get done.

I was watching something on TV about computers and one of the segments was about cyber sex and that stuff has been overdone. Cyber sex is for poor, deprived people who have nothing better to do than sit there and whack off to a text message from Lollie_popXo69oX when really, the person behind the screen name is a fat tub of lard trying to lure little boys to his cottage on Lake Shlemet. Cybering is sooo a thing from the 1990's and let me tell you, it's been overdone. They talked about how some kid got killed by some freaky guy becuase they cybered and then decided to meet up or something.

Fat people OHHH BOY.....where do I go with this one ? Well, I hear something that sounded logical to me. Fat people complain about being fat. There are a few things they can do. First, eat food while defecating. You lose weight while gaining it so you don't get big. Also, just insult them so they have motivation to lose weight. It works like a charm. Another thing that bothers me is how fat chicks wear small ass clothes and thongs so they can feel sexy...no get skinny first please.

So this is where I end my rant of tonight but lets get a few things straight SpIkE and Kallie = cool. ENDED

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