June 30th My Rear - Fredrickville.com

Well, as you all know, the transfer of power in Iraq is set for June 30th, most people believe that its not going to be pretty: explosions, anarchy, chaos and all that jazz. Why am I talking about what is going on in a country that is half way around the world? Well, it's easy cause that man we love oh-so-much, FredFredrickson, is going to be out for the summer sadly enough. I know how much we will all miss him and his oh-so-hot bod. But anyway, I have been given the task of keeping you kraut monkeys up to date on silly humor and stuff that I feel is important. I know that I like to be informed, and you should all like it, too.

So I will now take this time to introduce myself to those who don't already know me, I'm The Mexican. A lot of you know me, go to school with me, hang out with me after school and bathe with me in mineral water. For those of you who don't have the luck to do such things prolly know me from my very republican view and asenine comments on the Gripe Board, which by the way, I have made my life for the past few years now but im not as bad as Freakburrito. Anyway, back to my Mexicanness. For the next three or four months, I'll be here to entertain you and keep you awesomed.

If you dont want to call me The Mexican, Jarred is fine by me, seeing how it's the sexiest name alive..next to Robbie Fisher. But DOWN to business... I'll be trying to post twice a week: one post at the start of the week, Monday or Tuesday I will post will be stuff that I feel is important and could be debated, discussed etc. The second post will be at the close of the week, Friday or Saturday. That post will be quite humorous, to give you all a nice entry to your weekend and get you ready for the meat grinding Mondays. Anyway, I don't want to be too long winded, but I have to put in a word about Pete's dad. I mean..Oh snap, there he is!!! Either way, I hope you all enjoy the summer. I know I won't, cause Robbie's going to be gone. I'll have to find someone else to go fishing for tiger sharks off the coast of France for the summer. Anyway, I'm gonna end this now. Keep your hands dry and feet off the prop table I'll be back with some funny junk after a few days. 01010101010101 Mexi out.

P.S. I've updated the Closed Caption AND the Survey Of Death. Check them shits out.

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selle @ 05/26/04
"a lot, not alot."

FreakBurrito @ 05/26/04
"wow, Just wow"

SpIkE @ 05/26/04
"dude, i am excited about you posting man....but i gots to aks you a question though...could you please consider punctuation and capitalization....that post was awkward to read...anyways...yeah, glad you are taking over for Fred."

The Mexican @ 05/26/04
"everyone has a cazy style of posting"

Riev_Mordred @ 05/26/04
"True, but Jarred man, this is what people SEE when they come to FV. Make it prettier for them to read, maybe they'll even STAY"

Kallie @ 05/26/04
"I edited it."

FredFredrickson @ 05/27/04
"We are "leaving" iraq without pulling the troops. We're transferring all the power to their interim government, but not giving them any say in what we do over there.. what?"

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