Ha! Oprah? On FV? Just keeping you on your toes. So anyway... there is a point. Today I was just minding my own buisness when that cursed phone rang and nobody was home... so guess who has to answer it? Yeah, that's right. ME! So I answer it, and there's this lady on the other side who claims to be from some ALA Survey company or something, and she wanted to know who I will support in the 2004 election.

I haven't really given it much thought up until this point. I know that I don't happen to like any of the candidates so far. What should I tell her? Hmm... It was then I remembered seeing a segment on Michael Moore's website that said Oprah For President. So I just blurted out, "Oprah!" She then told me to "have a nice day" and hung up.

I wonder if she actually marked that down, or if she took me as a jackass and ignored my response.. But that got me to thinking... What if Oprah WAS president? Hmmm..

The poor would be looked after. Wars wouldn't exist. Instead we'd settle our problems on a tv show. And as Mike pointed out, We'd have a book of the month appointed by the president! I dunno, it sounds better than any candidate we've got running. And it certainly sounds better than Bush!

Mike also pointed out that Oprah is already a billionaire, so she won't have to do any favors. There's no option for corruption there. Ingenius!

Anyway, time to go. Everybody check out the new FridayNightGuide feature, and, umm.. stuff. Amen.

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