Standards of Education... what are those?
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Posted by FredFredrickson on 10/08/03.

So the other day, I was on our good ol' buddy AIM, when this 'gurl' starts talking to me like she knew me or something. I conversed with her for a while purely for my own entertainment, just to find that she is like the majority of girls between the ages of 13 and 17. Stupid. And the thing is, these girls think it's cool to be stupid.

Let's take a look at some of the conversation (screen name and real name have been changed to protect the stupid.)

ChIcKsWeEtY35426: hey hey hey hey
FruityZone: hi
ChIcKsWeEtY35426: this is christines hot cuzzin ashley
ChIcKsWeEtY35426: jk
ChIcKsWeEtY35426: not really
ChIcKsWeEtY35426: whom is this
FruityZone: whom is this?
ChIcKsWeEtY35426: i told u
ChIcKsWeEtY35426: ashley
ChIcKsWeEtY35426: kristens friend from camps cuzzin
FruityZone: is, being a linking verb, would require only the subject form of the pronoun,
FruityZone: "who"
ChIcKsWeEtY35426: w/e
ChIcKsWeEtY35426: so what r u up 2?
FruityZone: things
ChIcKsWeEtY35426: ur such a butthead...u have 2 be more specific w/ a dense mind
FruityZone: do I?
ChIcKsWeEtY35426: yes
FruityZone: sorry.
ChIcKsWeEtY35426: thats alright
ChIcKsWeEtY35426: where do u live?
FruityZone: places
ChIcKsWeEtY35426: not funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FruityZone: i thought it was
ChIcKsWeEtY35426: well u thgught wrong
ChIcKsWeEtY35426: thought
FruityZone: no, i didn't think "wrong"
FruityZone: I was quite right in accordance with my own opinion, which is increasingly the only thing that matters these days
ChIcKsWeEtY35426: well ur 2 smart 4 me!

Read full Conversation here


Too smart? Hmm I doubt it. How many people do you consider a genius for being able to spell the word "you?" This society makes me sick. People are stupid. I hate people.

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JCOOD @ 10/08/03
"And there was only a little bit of that convo left.... other than that... I don't think she caught on to the fact that you were being an ass the entire time.... I think she needs to take a course on how to pick up on people being sarcastic and/or an ass."


Wobert @ 10/08/03
"hey, watch it. Those last two lines sounded like an invasion of my turf..."


flushmaster2000 @ 10/08/03
"Actually next semester I'm going to be the TA in just such a class"


Legs @ 10/09/03
"well, I'd like to know how it ended. although I do really like to grammar lessoon she got"


FreakBurrito @ 10/09/03
"I am so happy that a lot of people don't randomly IM me."


FredFredrickson @ 10/09/03
"The full log is the full log. She signed off right after that. (Or blocked me)"


flushmaster2000 @ 10/10/03
"you need to harras her under a diferent screen name"



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