Stranded in nowhere - Fredrickville.com

So I was dropping off some friends in Pembroke, and on my way home I got a flat tire. How fun is that? It was right after I was joking about how much it'd suck if my car broke down. In pemBROKE. And boom. It happened. I opened up the trunk, and couldn't see a thing (it was night). I searched for a jack, and I couldn't find him err one. So I got my jacket out, locked the doors, and started walking towards concord. Oh boy.

As I was walking/running, I definitely bumped into a briefcase that was just sitting there on the side of the road. What was it doing there? Who knows. What was in it? This might hurt to find out, I didn't even touch it. I don't know why. I just kept walking like it's normal to see briefcases on the side of the road. I look back at the event, and wish I had opened it and saw what was inside. Imagine.. it could've been CASH! Billions of dollars. Or maybe it would've been photos. Lots of photos. Of my cat. That would've been creepy. It'd have been creepier if I opened it and not photos, but my actual cat was in there. But that wasn't the case, because I didn't look.

After a while, some chick and a dude stopped and asked if I needed a ride, I was like, sure. (Who wants to walk to concord from PemBROKE? Not I. I soon changed my mind however, when I found the two people in the car to both be stoned out of their minds. And the driver (the girl) was not doing such a good job of staying on her side of the road. Oh boy, this was a mistake.

After finally making it to the 24 hour walmart, (that being the only place that was open) I made some phone calls and had the situation taken care of. Things turned out alright. I'm here updating fredrickville now.. all is well. But it will always bother me.

What was in that brief case?

Meow.

StumbleUpon Toolbar Stumble this article.

flushmaster2000 @ 09/28/03
"Crazy dude, though personaly I would have found driving with stoners to be the highlight of the evening"

FreakBurrito @ 09/28/03
"yea well your permentally stoned, so what does it matter to you. And Fred you should of thought that anyone stupid enopugh to pick up a complete stranger in the middle of the night, would be stupid enough to be driving stoned"

Kirky @ 09/28/03
"agreed. mrs. snow and i called the cops on some stoners the other night. and dumbass, don't take rides from strangers anyway. "

FredFredrickson @ 09/28/03
"Hello! I wasn't going to WALK the whole way. Let's see you not take rides from stoners! Besides. I could've taken them both. They would be too stoned to notice me jabbing them in the kidneys with a toothpick."

FreakBurrito @ 09/29/03
"heh that would suck"

Kirky @ 09/29/03
"you should have just stolen their car and left THEM on the side of the road. "

flushmaster2000 @ 10/03/03
"Dude, stoners are pretty dangerous when they get into a good game of premptive oww! Not sure if you could have taken them."

Netrilix @ 10/16/03
"For you stoners, it was full of weed. For everyone else, it was full of printouts of future Fredrickville articles. Picking it up would have disrupted space and time, and you would have lost all of your Funny. So, next time you see that briefcase, don't pick it up unless you're a stoner."

Return to main...