All the World
Posted by FredFredrickson on 08/10/11 11:44am.

All the world's a stage, and the men and women are merely laughing because you fell off. And you broke your femur. And that's just damn laughable. This metaphor is getting sticky, let's back off for a minute and really analyze what I'm saying.

I was looking for the perfect image to compliment my message today, but I'm severely disappointed in the selection of google images for "pickle corruption," so instead this meathat will have to suffice.

Every day I become slightly more aware that this thing doesn't even do anything. It doesn't offer me answers to test questions, and it says stupid things in front of girls.

Was that meaThat? or MeatHat? You'll never know, if you're NowHere.

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FredFredrickson @ 08/10/11
"One word: Lampensive."

Applegoogle @ 08/10/11
"Deadpool had a whole meat suit. Can't beat that."

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