I'm convinced that when I try to log into yahoo to check my email, it rejects my password the first time, whether or not I have it right. I type my password enough times to be able to get it right, and it just can't be a coincidence that it tells me I got my password wrong EVERY DAY!

When I finally get into my email, I keep getting this one spam that says "Diagnose your pc now!" Why do they assume that my pc is infected with something? I think it's some sort of propaganda think, if they make us believe our pcs all have something wrong with them, we'll buy into this computer doctor crap. I'm too smart for them, though... I'm not buying into this propaganda. You see, my pc is fully loaded with the Y3K kit. I'm prepared for the new millenium to come. You all, however, are not. I pitty you poor fools.

Anyway, on to important news, Fredrickville is finally back up. We were down for a short period when our cgi server was getting upgraded. Upgraded to what? Nothing better. Just Upgraded. It was nice of our host to warn us of this sudden upgradation. Let's all give our host a nice big round of applause! What? Nobody's clapping? You're all ungrateful little brats. Me? Oh, my hands are too soar from all this typing, otherwise I really would have clapped. For serious, yo!

Also in the news, there is a movie coming out soon called Fredrickville. I realize this is a very original title, and I'm sorry to say, the idea for this was not of my own. Anyway, I got me a nice little role in that movie that we filmed today actually, so I'm thinking it should be good. We'll get a trailer online as soon as somebody gives me one to post. As far as I can tell, it has very little to do with fredrickville, except for the fact that it kicks the llama on the target, and wait... so does fredrickville! That must be why the movie will be called Fredrickville. Yeah, that's it.

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