He's back, and he's more badder than ever.
Posted by FredFredrickson on 05/28/03.

I guess you could say I've come back with a bang. "What do you mean bang?" I hear you asking... this is what I mean:

I'm back.


Oh man am I funny. Anyway, I've successfully gotten most of my belongings into my new house, and we now have a phone line so I can do stuff like talk on the phone and go on the internet and kill little children and stuff. As you can see, I've brought with me a new feature that I'm sure you'll all enjoy. It's called Closed Captioning and the idea is, there are funny pictures, and you add your own captions. And the best caption gets some praise or something. I dunno. I'll think of something. Maybe I'll put the best caption on the home page. Maybe I won't. You're just gonna have to keep coming back and checking to see what I do. MUAHAHAHHAAA!

Anyhow, enjoy the new feature. I'm glad my staff kept you all way too entertained while I was away. I hope you can deal with boring ol' me now. I mean, after all that excitment, you must think I'm as exciting as a dead bug in lime jello. I'll do my best to live up to the other much more exciting staff members here. Now, I'm afraid it's time for me to go. I have a date with destiny... (and possibly her sister).

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===== @ 05/29/03
"I thougth you hate the Phone? "

FredFredrickson @ 05/29/03
"Not enough to boycott the internet..."

mimi @ 05/30/03

Melon_Head @ 05/30/03
"fred you are a funny guy."

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