So the one and only bike week is at last upon us! For those of you not familiar, in the area where I live up in the great NH, mid June, a million motorcyclists decide they're going to drive up to a nice little tourist attraction that includes mini-golf, and one bad ass WATERSLIDE! If I were a hell's angel, you know that's what I'd be after. WATERSLIIIIDE!

But, no, this column is not about my love or admiration of men who don't shave and wear more cow than cows wear. This is about how I hate them and want them off the roads for good! (Sign my petition)

I know, I know, what the heck? What's wrong with bikers? They're friendly and otherwise good people! What's wrong?

I'll tell you what. I'm sick of pulling up to a red light and having random bikes decide they want to go around me and pull back into the lane. I'm sick of bikers passing bunches of traffic in turning lanes, and then pulling back in. I'm sick of bikers thinking they own the road, thinking they can do anything they want! And I'm sick of being sick because it's making me sick. SICK.

During the course of bike week, we usually hear a good amount of horrible stories involving bike accidents that happened during the week. Usually very bloody and messy. Is it bad that I instantly think to myself, "well if the biker wasn't being a dumbass, he probably wouldn't have gotten hit?" Maybe so, but the point still remains. If you're upset because bikers have, on average, shorter lifespans than regular (normal) people do, then put your brain in a blender - because bikers are the reason bikers are dying off, one by one. Bikers are to blame. They're the cause of and solution to the problem. I don't think I'm going anywhere with this so I'm just going to stop. I HATE BIKERS.

Go buy me some medicine.

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SpIkE @ 06/15/07 "HAHAHA you linked to mine! See, bike weeks blows. Bikers suck." ThatSam @ 06/15/07 "I feel that this problem could and needs to be fixed by McGyver." cherrybomb @ 06/15/07 "i love bike week and bikers! love love love" Riev_Mordred @ 06/17/07 "I'd like to see your stats on bikers having shorter lifespans." FredFredrickson @ 06/18/07 "here you are riev: http://www.stfu.se/stfu.swf" Login to comment...

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