Well, as you may have noticed in the media, we have some shocking news: Anna Nicole Smith is dead.

Now, any long-standing devoted fans of FV may already know my opinion of this sassy woman, but incase you didn't, here it is. I hate(d) Anna Nicole Smith.

But since she is dead, I will publicly announce:

I publicly forgive Anna Nicole Smith for having too much [skinny or] fattitude.

Now she can rest in peace.

Now, I'm sure the question on all of our minds stands: Why is she dead? Well, at the time that I'm posting this, it appears the cause of death has yet to be released. Because this is not a news source, we're not fair, balanced, or even partially factual, I'll let you know my theory. Scratch that, my professional tabloid opinion.

Trimspa killed her. You heard it. No I mean you read it.

Trimpsa, a weight loss pill, has recently hired Ms. Smith to be their advertising spokesperson. As we all know, she suffered from a lot of weight gain/loss all the time, so most likely her latest thaang was Trimspa.

So here's what's on all our minds, but nobody's willing to say it: Trimpsa killed the Anna Nicole Smith. In the hotel room. With the pistol.

No but seriously, how horrible does this look for Trimspa? Pretty bad, so of course.. time for them to sink to the bottom - I mean make a public statement.

So one guy at Trimspa goes to another guy and says, "Quick give me a message to put on our website to clear all suspicion!"

And the other guy goes.. "I have a better Idea, let's do something to make us look as guilty as f***"



So there we have it, number one suspect + guity as "f***" = Anna Killer.

Let's send donations. To Trimpsa.

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Spoonman @ 02/08/07 "Statement is up: "Whippany, NJ, February 8, 2007 – Today, Anna Nicole Smith’s grief stricken and tumultuous personal life came to an end. Anna came to our Company as a customer, but she departs it as a friend. While life for Anna Nicole was not easy these past few months, she held dear her husband, Howard K. Stern, her daughter, Dannielynn Hope, her most cherished friends, beloved dogs, and finally, her work with TRIMSPA. Anna knew both the joy of giving life, and the heartache of losing a child. We pray that she is granted the peace that eluded her more recent days on earth, and that she find comfort in the presence of her son, Daniel. -- Alex Goen, CEO and Founder, TRIMSPA"" FredFredrickson @ 02/08/07 "thanks" Spoonman @ 02/09/07 "Still sounds pretty guilty. " Pinkstar @ 02/10/07 "The whole thing is way too fishy for me, I think Howard had something to do with it" LittleMega @ 03/11/07 "I think she wanted to live in mystery like Marilyn Monroe, only lower in class and everything else that may make her a legend or icon" Login to comment...

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