Sorry my board was archived and i'm wicked lazy. I try to make a point and not bitch about myspace, with the exception of random comments to andy over AIM. But seriously, FUCK OFF WITH THE BULLETINS! If you wanna post surveys or be whiney or even demand people comment on your page go nuts. I mean its really a declaration of how sad your life really is when you need the internet to varify the existence of friends.

Speaking of which I'll say it, That show sucked hardcore. Was it supposed to be a view into white people's lives for black people like UPN is for us crackers? And while I'm on the subject I don't/didn't like Seinfeld. It's not funny.

But I digress. What I have a problem with is the preaching bulletins. The rape one for example. I think it's called "no means no asshole." First of all if anyone was going to be discouraged from date raping someone from an essay on the internet, probably can't work a computer to begin with. Secondly, what is up with guys posting this shit? Is it so some myspace skank will think you're sensitive and you'll get a chance to hook up? Well if that shit works, she's working the angles. I'm guess it's solely to convince everyone that you aren't a rapist. "See I posted this bulletin I'm not a totaly creep."

I'm sure you're all like "Gregor you're a horrible asshole. I bet if you haven't raped someone already you support it."
"Well if girls were a lot more lax in their standards it wouldn't happen." Seriously though, if you felt strongly about this, you'd be involved in some activist group.

Also I'm sick of the "stop complaining about your life, people are dying in Iraq." My stance is not very popular, "Fuck the troops, pro war." Before anyone calls me on it that was Bill Hicks. Let me start by saying I'm not against the troops. No one is. Because of the shit we always get in we need them, but I'm not going to go on a long diatribe about imperialism. I realize that there is some bad shit happening. What is annoying is " if you aren't being shot at your life is all puppy dogs and rainbows." So up until 6 years ago bitching was perfectly okay? Just because my friends aren't dying doesn't mean I'll take a dick punch with a shit-eating grin on my face. What about people who have a terminal disease? "Stop complaining about being late for work." If I got fired then I'd have no place to live or food to eat and my life would be "about as fun as a bag of dicks." If you wanted to have more of an effect on me play some better music than 3 doors down or nickleback or some other garbage shit band. Why don't they just play styx?

The last one I saw is some "let's treat each other nicely." Sorry that bullshit everyone wins shit never works. I'm still pissed at that DARE cop for giving everyone a prize even though my team won. I never got the damn lion either. Fuck him.
So the music in the background is "where is the love?" by the Black Eyed Peas. Well we certainly are getting retarded now. ZING! But seriously, BEP is not thought provoking and Will I Am is not a substitute for Wyclef Jean. It basically asks questions that were most likely taken from the topics of Good Morning America. Then there's pictures to go with it.

Why is it whenever homosexually is discussed its always really sissy looking guys making out and never hot chicks? This picture happens to look like two Pete Wentz' going at it. What gets me is the "Why do kids get depressed...so they start using meds, and abusing them?" Guess I'm out of the loop I thought kids drank and smoked pot to escape. I never heard of someone trying to get away by doing dexedrine. I never drink or smoke when I'm in a bad mood. I want to stay pissed because I love to bitch. The picture here gets me too. It's a kid passed out with a bottle of pills spilled everywhere. OOH could be meaningful right? If you were a douche that liked shit that was trying to elicit thought. But the pills look like Echinacea and 600 mg ibuprofen. It goes on to blame cliques. Too bad people form cliques for a sense of belonging. All the groups look pissed except for the punks, they look like they're having a great time.
The it ends with a note saying how you will feel guilty if you don't spread the message, as in repost.

"No, a ghost will not rape your dog.
You wont have relashionship problems
No you wont die in 7 days.
BUT you will have the guilt on your shoulders that you didnt try to get the message across.
I want to stop the madness.
If I only reached out to 1 or 2 people thats fine.
At least MY concience is clear...HOW ABOUT YOURS?"
Yes as a matter of fact, my conscience is clear because I'm not a horrible person and I don't buy into "You're either with us or against us" mentality. Nor do I feel that absolution can come from a 5 minute post on the internet.

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