"This plaque is dedicated to the brave pirates who gave their lives fighting the robot invasion" I probably quoted that wrong, but thats not the point. In these troubled times, one thing remains true: pirates kick ass. Ask any man, (or cool woman) and they will agree. There is no better a life than that of the pirate. Where else can you rape, pillage, drink rum, swagger, have unkept hair, stab with rusty cutlasses, and shout arrg (well other than kfc)? They have been portrayed by some of the coolest and most bad ass people ever: Walter Matthau and Johnny Depp. I couldn't imagine anything more bad ass unless it had Mr T AND Chuck Norris.

Of course there is something that sucks more than pirates are awesome. That is zombies. Always groaning and trying to pull some "brain inspector" crap. In fact from now on I shall Be Pirate Logan: Zombie Killer.

Fuck Zombies

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