There was once a group of 3 friends: a monkey, a rabbit, and a turtle. They found a delicious lollipop and knew they couldn't share it with one another, so they came up with a competition. Whoever could defeat the jaguar that was kinda eying them up first got the lollipop.
The monkey went first. It was an epic battle, the monkey was slinging poop and the jaguar was kinda close to getting him as the monkey was hopping around. Eventually the jaguar pinned the monkey, but just before the jaguar could defeat the monkey; the rabbit stormed in.
Apparently, while the monkey was fighting the jaguar, the rabbit invented a plate of armor made out of spider silk to defend itself. While the rabbit had plenty of defense capability, it's offense was still lacking and eventually, after being unable to defeat the jaguar, the rabbit got tired and was almost defeated by the jaguar. The turtle knew he had to win and stepped onto the battlefield.
The turtle, who has a natural defense mechanism, took the time to augment it while creating a taser. 2 seconds after he stepped into the ring, the taser was activated and with a loud crack, the jaguar fell unconscious and defeated. The entire forest celebrated and the turtle was totally famished and devoured that lollipop like a boss.
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