Nuclear Love
Insanity Survial Guide
Posted by Lambic on 08/30/05.

"All you need is love", a famous saying with deeper meaning.

This week I looked into this strange combination of words, "Why would someone blantantly lie to me?" Of course you can't survive on love alone, it's scientificly impossible... Or is it?

We all know from the Matrix that with the right motherboard and enough ram, anything is possible. You have the power to produce humans from machines and chemicals, as you rightfully should be able to with Service Pack 2. The machine grown human gives off energy through its entire life, suppling the Machines with the energy they need to keep running. This is all very basic.

Now think of the human heart. Take your hand and make a fist, this is your heart if you are having trouble imagining it. The more your heart beats the more blood is pumped every second. The more energy you have comes from how much blood is being pumped. So things like running, jumping, and basic movement keeps your heart rate up.

When you first talked to a boy or girl you had a crush on, what was your first reaction? Now, I know many people are saying, "I just walked over and said, "Ayeeeee"". That's a lie. You were nervous, "jittery as a junebug". It's not to be ashamed of, it's a part of life. But that nervous feeling had to do a lot with your heart rate sky rocketing.

This brings me back to love. When you are in love, your heart is running at a higher rate more times then normal. This is due to certain activities you may engage in that lovers do to express themselves.

What some call foreplay, I call free power.

Loving is like overclocking your heart and body, allowing for 10 times the energy output! For those of you who do not know, that is equal to about one standard tube of plutonium, enough to power the early model of the Dalorien from "Back to the Future".

Nuclear power is a thing of the past when the power of love is harvested.

Soon the most powerful person in the world will no longer be the one with the most money, influence, or arsenal of wepons, but instead the person with the most compassion for human life.

But my solution to this is simple. Enjoy life. Don't be afraid to love. You must arm yourself to the teeth. This way, when the Nega-Terrorists come with flowers and candy, you can shoot it back in their faces with your own love surplus.

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LittleMega @ 08/30/05
"oooh how perfect. you are wonderful. i LOVE you..."


Lambic @ 08/30/05
"Happy Tuesday Everyone"


cherrybomb @ 08/30/05
"is this the one you spoke of?"


chronic_groupie @ 08/30/05
"i like this"


TittiesMcGee @ 08/30/05
"Bull. When I am in a hateful rage I emit far more energy than when I am feeling in love. My teeth grit, my pulse quickens, I could cry with tears of rage, but most of all my muscles clench to the point of four times their normal strength."


Lambic @ 08/30/05
"Then Sarah, you can be my ground forces in my army of love..."


SpIkE @ 08/30/05
"one word: Adrenaline"


FreakBurrito @ 08/30/05
"I don't think anger is sustainable as long as love"


ThatSam @ 08/30/05
"for every action there is a pupet master boiling with rage behind the scenes. of cource you can hold hate as long as love."


The Mexican @ 08/31/05
"Fear can be sustained longer than anger."


LittleMega @ 09/06/05
"I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! more than mother foxes do their strawberries."



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