Making their apperence in such films as "The Lion King" and "Ace Ventura, When Nature Calls", the Gazelle is taking a stand in todays youth. With the agility of a allstar spots player, and the dangerous life of a rock star, it is easy to be sucked into the growing cult favorite.


Since it's emerging from Africa, the Gazelle has made cameo an apperence in games like "World of Warcraft", boosting its popularity from kids to Geeks. The massive number of herd that the Gazelles posess give them the advantage for mass media, "a gazelle in every home" if you will.



As we know from the study of Geeks, Nerds, and other introverted types of humans, they hold powers unknown and great, inaccesable to the average. Being a geek myself, I could only imagine the increasing danger that stood forth. If Geeks and Gazelle were able to join forces, who could stop them?

I know, the idea makes my stomach hurt and my forehead sweat beads of terror.

I have done research in the topic though. It turns out that the Gazelle's number one foe is the mighty Cheetah. With their keen vision and hearing, the Cheetah is an unstoppable match for the Gazelle.

I know it is a long shot, but if we were to gather enough cheetahs together, we could end the Gazelle menace once and for all. Some of you may be saying, "But why would we purposly drive a species to exstinction?" I'll tell you why, because in 10 years when the last of the Gazelle has repopulate, with the help of Geek Technology, who will be left to fight? Our children won't know their ways, they won't know how to defeat them. Soon the earth is one large petting zoo, humans being forced to feed small pellets to slow moving animals. Is that a future you want for you children? I didn't think so.

You now may be thinking, "Keil, I honor you for your solutions, but what about the Geeks? Should we take them down as well?" Well my friend, I tell you this. Being a Geek of 12 years, I can honetly say that you are in no danger. Without the stong legs and popularity of the Gazelle, the Geek is nothing. They are not popular, or strong, meaning that fighting or reproduction is impossible.

Rest easy tonight my child, for the day will break tomarrow, Gazelle free...

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