Rocks
Insanity Survial Guide
Posted by Lambic on 10/18/07 04:47pm.

Live on a rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, I dare you! If I wasn't insane before, I definatly am now. Any rock, and disconnect place in the world will do the same, leave you disconnected that is.

On a small island, you have 3 options on how to live.

1. Get a job, get a place to live, and get a life.

In this example of island life, you are not straying far from what you were most likely doing before you came to the rock. You are now in a much prettier place (maybe). Since it's a rock, prices are higher though (it's a rock, limited supplies).

If you have to pay more, you have to work more, especially if you still want to live indoors. With working more, you are having less fun. A feeling of hatred might occur do to the constant beauty that surrounds you, for you are not out enjoying it. Soon, the beautiful days are just reminders of how you hate your life, and the rest of the world is living it up.

2. Don't work and live outdoors.

Since you are on a rock, but not just a rock, a tropical rock, you have the option of sleeping outside. The nights are typically warm, and the rain is like a shower, which is good because you most likely need one, all the time. The ground is soft, and easy to clear to sleep, which is also good, so you can see the centipeeds comming for you.

Though the following are things more likely to happen to you if you sleep outside: introduced to Meth, staff infections, poisoned by insects, poisoned by infections, poisoned by bad food, poisoned by bad drugs, poisoned by black mold, poisoned by STDs, getting beaten up by locals, getting robbed by locals, getting hit by cars, starving, getting killed, smelling badly.

But look at the good side, you don't have a job, so you can work on those issues all the time, (you most likely will have to) and you can rest assured that when you wake up, you will be awake (maybe).

3. Loose yourself and Find youself.

Now, I'm sure that would be the most appealing, but let me just remind everyone what it's like to be lost.

When your lost, you can't escape. You are forced to stay where you are and eat shit, constantly, and forever, until, you find youserlf. You are alone, you are sad, you are depressed, you are sleepless, you are constantly questioning everyone and everthing, and you hate more then you love.

Though, the reward of finding yourself is great. In truth, it may be the only accomplishment you ever have in your life, which is good because before this you were nothing. Now you are nothing, but with a sense of what it is to be nothing. Now you can leave, now you can move off the rock, now you can start a new... just like you did when you came here in the first place.


It's depressing. Once you get off the rock you will feel better about life, since you can finnally see again how big the world is.

I personally took a combo. of #1 and #3, and am now ready to leave.



And again, sorry that I don't post enough, and there are no pics, limited resorces.

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ThatSam @ 10/19/07
"nice icon"

FredFredrickson @ 10/19/07
"He didn't add one, so I added that."

ThatSam @ 10/19/07
"lame brain. but sriously, rocks suck. those and stick have been known to break bones."


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