WWTF?!
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Posted by Lambic on 06/30/07 09:24am.

I haven't slept in a while. Not by choice mind you, but by work. My night is spent awake watching a front desk, while my morning (an hour and a half later) is spent selling retail. I felt as though you should know this, for it explains why this isn't the best of topics for such a fine Saturday morning. Plus, I fight bears all night.

So here at the Crawford Notch Depot, I listen to a lot of VPR (Vermont Public Radio). I listen so much, it was only right to become a member. So as I was saying, I was listening to VPR and caught the last few moments of a segment talking about Chris Benoit, WWE Wrestler, now murderer, and suicide superstar.

Now before you start asking the computer screen, "Keil, I thought you didn't write for FV anymore?" What are you talking about! Didn't you just read the dramatic news that I just wrote? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!

If you would like to read the story of the tradgic event, which it is, here is a link!.....

*I couldn't do it, so I'll post the link downstairs!*

Now I posted the Wiki link, but for the fact that it says, and I quote, "News of Nancy Benoit's death was inexplicably posted on Wikipedia 14 hours before the police discovered the bodies."

That last part is a little scary to me. WTF? How does it know? HOW DOES IT KNOW!?!

So this isn't even what I wanted to talk about. I hate wrestling, and even more then wrestling, I hate the media.

So why did I just tell you all this when I don't even want to talk about it? Well friends and zombies, I'll tell you, I'll tell you so hard it'll hurt.

What Chris Benoit did was at first saw as a tragedy, which it is, which I've already said. The moment that it came clear that Benoit himself had committed the murders, and offed himself, there was a silence of all that had just happened.

Things like this have always happened, and they will always happen. It's a sad truth to what the media and people with money can do. People ignore the fact that with all the killing in the world, there is still killing everywhere eles in the world. Killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, ect.... throughout time.

This stuff is morbid. I'm sorry.

Next time I'll write something better, but I'm vommitting locusts at the moment, and I can't stand (sitting actually) for this.

I really am sorry.

*here's that damn link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Benoit

maybe my friends will help me make that into a real link.

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FredFredrickson @ 06/30/07
"I would help you but it's funnier when you say you'll post links and never do."


FredFredrickson @ 06/30/07
"and also- that is creepy as hell about the wikipeida thing. What are the chances that whole thing was made up?"


Lambic @ 06/30/07
"I'm pretty sure someone posted the Wikipedia info, then wikipedia killed them all"


Riev_Mordred @ 06/30/07
"Theres still no evidence that Benoit did it, really. Chances are, if his wife was killed beforehand, he may have placed the bodies somewhere and hung himself because he couldn't deal with it. Think of his family."


SpIkE @ 07/03/07
"what?"


Lambic @ 07/03/07
"Im pretty sure there is evidence, but you can keep your wet dreams and believe that he was innocent."



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