Since until a few days ago I was unemployeed, I found myself needing stimuli from many other sources. It is hard to fuel the fire that is Keil "Shoes" Ackerson. It is so hard mind you, that I have had to expand not only my mind, but my stomach.

The Normal apple, orange, banananana, and pop-tart are not enough to satisfy my great thist for new, bold, and tasty. Luckily, Wal-Mart (Concord) has plenty of selection to choose from.

My first few tries involved Chinese Rice Cakes. These little disks almost killed me. As I consumed my portion, I quickly realized that I may be eating my last meal. These patties of rice were ment to expand in water, I was eating them plain and uncooked... My inner seagull started crying. I soon after eating called my loved ones and let them know that I might not be comming home for Christmas...

I threw them up.

My second attempt of eating something new fell in the guildlines of the abstract. I wanted to find something that was so gross, so unapealing, so monstorous, that the name alone made baby jesus start crying.

But before finding this I had a though:

Why would they make something so horrific, and furthermore, why would they still be selling them to this date?

Answer: YOUR ADDICTED
Your mind is trained from birth to think and feel a certain way. When you are unexposed to such things like "Pigs Feet", you naturally grow a distaste for them. Later in life you learn more about your own mind and body and how it works. You could be walking down Wal-Mart (Concord) and stumble upon a jar of "Pig Feet". Now seeing this, you decide since you saved so much money on your car insurance from switching to Gieko, to purchase the jar.

Pigs Feet are awesome, or so you think. Are they really awesome, or are they so new that the taste alone is something you have never experienced. This new ediable is something of such great discovery it is the only thing you want. IT IS GOD.

That's how it happens, your mind builds a dependance on these feet of pigs and now you have to buy 5 jars every 4 hours..

Just keep safe. I can't stop you from eating Pigs Feet, but I can tell you that in the long run, its just not worth it.

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