Diet Dr. Pepper: Berries and Cream, or DDPBC, aka Nector of the Gods. This stuff is good.
Im telling you, this stuff is grand. But why? Because it holds the key to so many of lifes little questions...
I sit at my house somedays and think the following:
What should I drink with my dinner, I want not milk or water, what could fill this gap of thirst?
Answer: DDPBC
I might go for a hike, what can quench my giant thirst and rehydrate my body at the same time?
Answer: DDPBC
My throat hurts from all the pot I just smoked, what can I guzzle for my soar muzzle?
Answer: DDPBC
My car is low on gas and Im in the dessert... of laconia. What can I use to make my car gettupngo to the next station?
Answer: DDPBC
By this point, you should know that the answers will forever be DDPBC. It isn't advetisiment, for I'm not being paid... but it is great JUICE OF LIFE!!!
I know not many people like my column, but I want to give them something they can laugh and think about... What should I offer them instead of my minds work?
Answer: DDPBC
Stumble this article.
SpIkE @ 05/13/06
"wayne likes DP"
LittleMega @ 05/13/06
"you're offering us all soda? for free? well that is an OFFER. soo..... cool!"
Spoonwoman @ 05/15/06
"Diet? What, are you gay?"
Lambic @ 05/15/06
"Sexuality doesnt qualify for a reason to watch your calorie intake"
Spoonman @ 05/15/06
"May I direct you Here"
Spoonman @ 05/15/06
"http://www.fredrickville.com/boards/item.php?board=1&n=49"
wassy @ 05/17/06
"Wayne doesnt like Dr.Pepper he is obviously obessed with it, and loves it more than me"
LittleMega @ 05/17/06
"am i the only one who doesnt comprehend that sentence"
meanderer @ 05/19/06
"DDPBC isnt that good DPCV is much much better and strait DP is the best f*ching thing ... better the sex, unless you have sex with DP, that would be the best thing in the world"
Lambic @ 05/20/06
"I dont want to talk about DP sex..."
SpIkE @ 05/24/06
"diet? what a 'mo"
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