I'm not sure if you understood my last post, so I'm going to go into it a little deeper now.

I HATE DUCKS!

Ever since I was little I have wanted only 3 things. I wanted to be in shape without trying, see a ghost, and to FLY!

These ducks I see at McDonalds and Burgerking stand there, and watch you eat. This is not the issue, I know birds can't simply buy a Rodeo Burger .

What driver my acorns into the dirt is that they WALK across the parking lot to annoy you at your car.

These white trash foul fiends are using their legs, the smallest things on their body (except maybe their overall respect for themselves). It's simply appualing. They have the gift, one of my top 3 things, and they spit in my faces with their walking.

I HATE THEM! They make me so mad I could just scream... and I do!

There is no solution unfortunitly, you just have to realize that there is no probation for Ducks... not yet...

NEXT WEEK: DUCK PROBATION: The Solution!

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