I'm back! ph34r teh p41n!

Anyway, let's make of for lost time!

here is what I should have posted every tuesday for weeks!

Green
apple
pie
dancing
cars
speakers
Furbys
speakers (part 2)
Why I think im cooler then most children
Apples: life in the core
why dots are called dots
ZING!

The list goes on... but thats just what I would have written about if I was around. For those of you who lost their imagination in Vietnam like I did, here is what you can fill it in with!

Mad Bils!

In __(years)__, tops secret __(plural noun)__ were __(adj)__. Then just read a soup can instuction for cooking and replace words where needed.

Now that we are all caught up to date on this I can move on!

My shoes are made of leather, rubber, and cloth. When I run they rub against my ankles, causing wear and tear of my heels. I have tried many things, including the use of duct tape on the select areas.

What I have gathered from this "foot in the hole" experience is that shoes are for birds. You heard me, BIRDS. Birds never have to wear shoes because they are always flying. So when they don't walk, the shoes don't run and irrate. It makes more sense then I thought.

Why would someone make something that sucks? It just doesn't make sense. That is why bird shoes are possible. Their for a bird, it doesn't have to make sense.

Ok... thats it for this time, I gotta get some food in me. Im way to hungry to be talking about birds.... and shoes.... shoe birds.... bird shoes...

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