Many instantly start to think the obvious question of why? Though it is good to "stick it to the man", there are easter eggs in their plan.... I can feel it.

The CIA is could easily use Facebook.com for looking into teen life, trying to discover things of dire importance, and reveal revelations that only the adolesecnt could unravel. I fear the information that the U.S. Government could steal from me, especially my vast knowlege of They Might Be Giants, and ways to serve Cap'n Crunch. My mind alone holds the keys to so many locked doors, it's too intense to mention!

At home, you feel safe at your computer screen. The light hum of the monitor keeps your heart at ease, while the glow of solitare keeps your eyes warm and comfy. These are all things that lead you away from the fact that THE CIA IS WATCHING YOUR FACE...BOOK!!!

BUT WHY!!!!

The answer is...

THE GOVERNMENT IS NO LONGER TRENDY!!!
In the 70's, Nixon was Champ. He was charismatic, fun loving, even a "bad-boy". He was what the new kids on the block wanted to be. He was the funk in "funk-a-licious". But in close to 40 years, the government hasnt done a thing to up its "fo-pa".

It hurts to think that our beloved president is going out of style like "bling" and Furbies, but its true! The CIA has been looking for the newest styles and trends to put the "GO - TEN- MEN" back in Government. To keep the respect and keep "Rocking the Vote" the USA needs to be made over...

I feel as though if the government was to just ask us, there would be a much better responce. Knowing this information, many "facebook-ers" find themselves at a lose of enthusisim. They find themselves used and heart brokend. Many go to sleep at night and ask themselves "Why CIA, Why have you hurt me so? Was I not good enough? Do you not trust me? Why dont you talk to me anymore".

In closing, I would like to say that the government is plenty trendy. If you follow fashions, soon we will be right back in the 1950's and they will be back on their game. Everything works out sooner or later, just hold tight and don't loose your morals...

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