If there is one thing Fredrickville was made for, in the spirit of, and pursuant to, it was hating biology. Honestly, what has happened? How many people who go here (maybe 3 of us, counting me) know who Kevin Biology is? Why aren't you people listening to me? He looks like one of those guys right out of the sixties. You though the other lady was something...this is CAPTAIN BIOLOGY we're talking about. The glasses dude, the glasses! Why isn't this our focus? Are the blind walking? Into things? Someone get me some photophosphorylation, maybe like that thing, with the letters...CATCATCATCATCATCAT. That is actually the DNA sequence for a cat. However, if it's a spanish cat it's different...it's GATGATGATGATGATGAT. No kidding. Why are we not tweaking the knobs? Why aren't we just chopping the toes off Rastus and watching the freaks, and drawing stick figures, and complaining about hundredths of a point on labs. This is the fredrickfuel. We must return. We must return and Captain Kevin Biology must be there to like it.

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