I'm just getting used to the new system...was a little depressed when a couple of my better posts were deleted by the crazy crizacka folk at Revampscripts. What happened to you Revampscripts? You used to be cool. Then Brizer and I screwed up the Gripe Corner yet again just to provoke a reaction. We censored every letter with a different symbol so it all looked like badly edited out cursing by the time we were done. I just looked at the Gripe Corner for the first time in days, especially since I'm boycotting the the Politics section, anyway, have you seen some of the trash that's posted there? Makes me want to laugh...or cry. My mom gets at least 25 points for saying that anyone who isn't familiar with Fichte and Hegel is an "illiterate slob" even if she did mean it jokingly. Anyway, I called this post "Talents" for a reason. It's because I have to develop a talent before las cuatro de la manana or they'll send me to the labor camp. ¡Zanahoria Loca! And yes, I sang opera last time, but you can only go so far with that.

The crab can move one space in either direction vertically followed by as many spaces as it wants horizontally, or as many spaces horizontally as it wishes followed by one square in either direction vertically. Only in the case of the latter can it make a capture. The alligator moves one space every other turn and as many spaces as it wishes every other turn. It must use up one turn to change direction (by rotating on its square) after which, the pattern picks up where it left off. It captures the piece on any space that it lands on. The crow can move three spaces in any direction (horizontally, vertically, or diagonally.) It is also the only piece that can jump over occupied squares. The crow shouldn't be able to capture the crocodile should it? It's almost 5pm. You know what that means...I can catch the re-run from 3pm. Hot Damn.

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