What`s going on?
Spoons Editorial
Posted by Spoonman on 02/01/02.

"I have returned"
I posted a lot of stuff on another site and I don't think many people read it. That's ok though, because it was mostly crap anyway.

Ah yes, I found a book. It was called Critique of Pure Reason. THE MOST INTERESTING BOOK I HAVE EVER READ. Do you believe that? I wouldn't...

Last night I saw something on TV about teenage angst. Now some of the kids on it were really dumb, but the psychologists really took the cake. I would just like to stae that any adult who thinks they can possibly analyze what kids are hinking is probably more of the problem then of the answer. I was also personally offended by the selection of moronic, vacuous kids they interviewed. It gives us all a bad name. Now if that's not making things worse, I don't know what is.

Soilant Green for Yuri

Which reminds me, I'm not actually as angry with the system as I'm pretending to be, in fact my life is pretty good, but every so often I have the right to be opinionated. Heck, you're not allowed to have your own opinions at school, or else the entire staff will plot your demise. You have to act like everything's perfect. I can't stress enough: the best way to be diplomatic and not make enemyies is to CONFORM, CONFORM, CONFORM (only to their faces of course.) Now I'm starting to sound like Machiavelli, so I'm going to switch to a different topic.

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Classic Conversations: Part III
Mr. Guyotte:(Geometry Teacher)>>Do the proof or FAIL!!!
Us:>>The proof? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PROOF!!!
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I was looking in a yearbook. Imagine if you saw someone you know, walking down the street, only they looked like they did in third grade. Scary...

I am waiting for a bus. Then they hit you with peas for 5 minutes.

As I'm running out of ideas, and I know you all only want to read about personal anger, the following is a list of people I don't like:

David Bowie
Percy Bysshe Shelley
Yoko Ono
Maya Angelou
Charles Mandrake
Oliver Roswell (Incedently, killed by a tan van)
Nietzsche's Sister
Yak
Mrs. Chebo
Anyone who supports the American Fascist Party
(Yes, this includes Aaron Carter)

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Classic Conversations: Part IV
Me:>> Risley, you're such a nihlist
Risley:>> No I'm not...
Me:>> [Incredulous]
Risley:>> You wanna make something of it?
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Ok, guys, I just realized that (seriously) I'm bleeding, and for who knows how long. It looks pretty nasty..I'm gonna put an end to this editorial.

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