These are some funny situations I've been in recently:
Situation 1
The Setup: In Robbie's(Fredrick's) living room, 11:30 pm, in total darkness. We are eating some chunks of frozen fruit that we found in a bag in the fridge, and talking about random stuff.
>I point out that this is the best party I've been to in months.
>Robbie suggests that we invite someone to make it more lively. (At 11:30 pm?? That's what makes it funny)
>I inquire who he has in mind.
>"How about Guyotte+?" says Robbie
>We tried to look up his number, but it was unlisted. I don't know if we'd have called him or not, but it was pretty funny. Can you imagine Guyotte eating frozen fruit in your living room late at night? Hahaha!
+Mr. Leo Guyotte, our math teacher.
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Situation 2
The Setup: Same night, still in Robbie's living room, about 5:00 am in the morning. I discover a half-full, 2 liter bottle of sprite.
>"Am I chugging this?" I ask
>"You're totally chugging it!" says Robbie
>I start to chug the sprite. After about 40 seconds of chugging, Robbie starts to laugh, which makes me laugh, which makes me choke as the fizzy liquid fills up my lungs.
>I cough uncontrollably for about three minutes.
> I manage to stop long enough to get out the words "Mmmmm, SMOOTH" before resuming my coughing. This sends Robbie into another fit of laughter.
>Then, his dad comes down and yells at us. What better end could there be? I'm sure glad I didn't die.
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Situation 3
The Setup: Chunky's Movie Theater. Robbie, his sister Amanda, and myself are waiting for a movie to begin. We notice Nick++ far across the room. He doesn't notice us.
>We realize that we have to do something.
>We realize that Nick doesn't know Amanda.
>We ask Amanda if she'll go over and start flirting with Nick for no apparent reason.
>She (wisely) declines, even after being offered money.
>We'll have to come up with something else...
>We realize that we have plastic spoons at our disposal, because at Chunky's you can order food while you watch the movie. (It's a restaurant/movie theater combined) Pretty Cool.
>We send Amanda over to Nick with a plastic Spoon.
>Very innocently, she offers it to him.
>Nick, who doesn't make the spoon connection (i.e. Me, the Spoonman) looks a little surprised and says something to the effect of "No thank you."
>Amanda immediatly pretends to become enraged and throws the spoon at him, completing a well executed freaking out.
>When she returns to our table, Nick still doesn't notice us.
>About fifteen minutes later, I go over to Nick and demand my spoon back. Muahahahahaha.
++For more on Nick, see AIM conversations, under Kraut'n'Junk
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